I'm only here because I didn't get the job at Froot Loops.
when im dead, just throw me in the trash
hello i am jordan and this is my bio. this is my bio and i am jordan yay.
it's ya boi
Throw in a bag of spicy cheetos and we have a deal.
salmon change the world cuz they swim upstream boi. how do you live?
If we all stand on each other's shoulders, nobody has to touch the ground
Hates piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Just the humble voice of a humble farmer.
"I don't play a character. It's totally just an extension of myself" - John Cena
I long to feast on vivid, verdant fields; their richness slakes my thirst for leafy meals.
I'm the most charming person on the planet - the only ones who don't know that are people who haven't met me, and myself!
Its oval curves, its odors rank - its taste for which I beg; with unmatched verve, with feelings frank - I love the humble egg!
Hi, my name is Evan. Yeah, I'm the only first year in the group.