Current Members

Jair Valenzuela

Throw in a bag of spicy cheetos and we have a deal.

Nathan Pal Vice President

salmon change the world cuz they swim upstream boi. how do you live?

Myles Stremick President

If we all stand on each other's shoulders, nobody has to touch the ground

Joe Cooney

Hates piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Michael Hawes Social Chair

I long to feast on vivid, verdant fields; their richness slakes my thirst for leafy meals.

Justin Joo Webmaster

Its oval curves, its odors rank - its taste for which I beg; with unmatched verve, with feelings frank - I love the humble egg!

Daniel Brooks

I'm the most charming person on the planet - the only ones who don't know that are people who haven't met me, and myself!

Kiran Menon Business Manager

"I don't play a character. It's totally just an extension of myself" - John Cena

Jesse Hernandez

Hi, I'm Jesse. My role models are Buzz Lightyear and Pikachu. I also enjoy a Wendy's 4 for 4 and a nice cool Sprite.

Matt Peterson Publicity Chair

Bella Hadid walked so I could flop.

Strother Cech

lol I am confusion.

Evan Biedermann

Hi, my name is Evan. Yeah, I was the only first year in the group.